This is just one of those *SMH* moments ;-)
It's a Friday at Chicago Midway-a busy Friday and she's headed to Atlanta after a long two weeks. The usual mess always goes on no matter when she goes to the airport so why should today be any different. But, it was a little different. This Friday had her standing with her mouth open and a glazed over look in her eyes.
Chalk this up to exhaustion.
Upon approaching the business class line, she notices the purple Cirilla's bag. She knows exactly where it's from and smiles. "Somebody's planning an exciting weekend." The line moves on and now, it's on to the X-ray machine. That's when she starts to giggle. "This should be interesting," she thought. "I bet this is going to set off the machine." And, guess what, it did? And it got better than that. Check out what had to be removed from the purple Cirilla's bag. Hilarious!
Now, what do you say to that? Imagine the embarrassment. Imagine the surprise on the TSA agents' faces. Sheer hilarity. But, one thing can be said. She was not taking a chance of packing them with her luggage and have the airline either destroy or lose them (steal them). You go girl! Get yours and I hope you have a great weekend-alone or with someone ;-)
And, that's what would have happened had she not thought this through and decided to pack them safely away in her luggage, wrapped up in two towels :-)
It's a Friday at Chicago Midway-a busy Friday and she's headed to Atlanta after a long two weeks. The usual mess always goes on no matter when she goes to the airport so why should today be any different. But, it was a little different. This Friday had her standing with her mouth open and a glazed over look in her eyes.
Chalk this up to exhaustion.
Upon approaching the business class line, she notices the purple Cirilla's bag. She knows exactly where it's from and smiles. "Somebody's planning an exciting weekend." The line moves on and now, it's on to the X-ray machine. That's when she starts to giggle. "This should be interesting," she thought. "I bet this is going to set off the machine." And, guess what, it did? And it got better than that. Check out what had to be removed from the purple Cirilla's bag. Hilarious!
And, that's what would have happened had she not thought this through and decided to pack them safely away in her luggage, wrapped up in two towels :-)
8 comments:
**blank stare**
Obviously this blog is for grown folks and I have no business being on it. I didnt even know what Cirilla's was.
**sigh**
Pep, have I told you lately that I love you. YOu are hilarious! Hilarious, I tell you. YOu make me smile. Smoochies....and please come back. I may have something next time more suited for you *wink*
Me, like Pep, blank stare. Then, Wow! Am I STILL a prude? Wow! Did I just say that? No idea what Cirillo's was but, by golly I do now! I'm just really curious about the intimate knowledge of the bag's probable contents that my good friend has...Altho I hear that couples are really into those things too, I said "I hear...on TV" Lawks! Cho. I guess I'm still a prude! Peace. - StacianDavidSpen
LOL so I am guessing Cirillo's sells sex toys - didn't know that. The look on their faces must have been priceless LOL ~ Simi
I don't think there was too much shock from the TSA people. I am sure they see worse.. At least these were brand new and still in packaging. And hell yeah I would have brought them on the plane, that stuff cost alot of money!!! Can't see everything in the pic, but looks like she has beads and all!!! Go 'head girl with your freaky ass self!!!!( I am blushing on the inside).. But, uh, where's the rabbit???
Stacey-Ann, you need to get out of prudeland and get with the program. It's about being open to 'experiment'. I think......
Simi, that's what would have happended......
Sardonic, you're right. Nothing does surprise them, probably because they're not paying that close attention ;-)
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