This is the mess that pisses me off at the damn airport

This is the B.S. I deal with every freaking Thursday at Hartfield Jackson International Aiport-the busiest airport in the world. Yes, the world! These damn parents and their damn kids, doing whatever the hell they want. If the kids aren't running rampant and free through the busy concourses, it's this mess-a kid riding on his, who I presume is the mom's roller bag and screaming to high heaven's for her to go faster. And, guess what! She does! I wanted to just trip them both, but I didn't. I just shook my head and kept it going-smoke coming out of my ears.

You parents suck!! Get a grip of your children and teach them what's acceptable in public and what damn sure isn't.

That's not the camera. That's some serious sweat on dude's face!

This guy sure made me nervous. Today, I got an an earlier flight and got the exit row seat, instead of my usual. Here comes this guy and God only knows what's going on with him but man, he was sweating bullets. My nerves set in, wondering if he knew something I didn't. We didn't even take off yet. Fingers crossed and prayer said. "Lord, get me home safely and please, no turbulence." Who knows what would happen to this guy is we hit a few bumps. The bathroom is way in the back and the front ;-)

It's that hot in the 'A', even the planes are sweating ;-)



Napkins in the vents? Really!








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It's that hot in 'Hotlanta'. Even the doggone planes are sweating.

Conversation overheard while  I was drinking my Vodka and Fuze:

Passenger way behind me: What the hell?!

Flight Attendent: Don't worry. This is not a ghetto plane. They're there for a reason.

Me (thinking): Oh, this is 'fittin' to be good.

Flight attendant goes to front of plane and gets on the PA system: Ladies and gentlemen, I know some of you are wondering why we have napkins stuffed in the vents above your heads. Well, we're not ghetto. They're there because of all the condensation.

Passengers burst out laughing. I think I peed a little.

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